punch

I was just checking out CK’s Lunchbox (I know how bad that sounds, you don’t need to tell me) and watched a video of some tool named FRED who was pulling silly faces and speaking in a stupid high pitched voice.

Ron (Mr Lunchbox) found Fred’s antics funny and whilst I’m not questioning Ron’s taste, I just felt an overwhelming urge to punch this freaky guy square between the eyes.

It goes without saying that I’d never really punch him (or anyone), I’m far too gentle for that sort of caper – but I wouldn’t rule out slapping him with a wet fish or giving him a vicious Chinese burn.

For a fleeting moment I had considered making this a recurring feature but it’s probably not all that great for my mental health to be fixated on violence, even if it is with jocular intent.

Who would you like to punch?
(Not me, obviously!)

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