by Dave on December 24, 2009
It’s Christmas Eve and in our house it’s tradition to get drunk on Vodka first thing. Of course it goes without saying, only the adults get drunk, not the children. We’re not that irresponsible! No, the children are all given cigars to smoke and the eldest child (eight years old) is put in charge for [...]
by Dave on December 22, 2009
I bought It’s Not What You Think by Chris Evans not because I was particularly interested in the life of the man, although I’m not disinterested in it either – that would just be rude! And rude I am not! No, the reason I bought it, is love him or hate him, the man is [...]
by Dave on December 21, 2009
For months while I played gooseberry to Tara Cain and David Wright over at Blog To Fit, I enjoyed a certain degree of success with my weight loss and fitness goals, but I hit a frustrating plateau. I lost a pound, I gained a pound, I lost a pound, I gained a pound and then [...]
by Dave on December 20, 2009
Maybe slightly on the morose side but the sentiment is just lovely for those who can’t be together at Christmas. I’m not a big fan of the Carpenters but I can’t deny that Karen Carpenter had an exquisite voice. Greeting cards have all been sent The Christmas rush is through But I still have one [...]
by Dave on December 19, 2009
It’s the Saturday before Christmas so I feel obliged to share a seasonal tune. This isn’t my favorite Christmas tune but I love it all the same. When it comes to sublime music at Christmas this one must surely be head and shoulders above the rest. What else needs to be said? Bing Crosby I’m [...]
by Dave on December 18, 2009
Over the last week I’ve been posting here on a daily basis, partly to prove to myself that I can do it if I try, and partly to reawaken the site after laying dormant for so long. I need it to be active and alive if it’s going to help people with their own projects. [...]
by Dave on December 17, 2009
I’ve been experimenting with different types of posts this week, including a review of a Dyson Ball Vacuum (which I enjoyed writing) to see whether I can sustain Selfish Blogger as a personal blog in the long run. The problem I’ve had in the past is having a very fluid remit. That’s not a medical [...]
by Dave on December 16, 2009
For Wednesdays I had planned just to doctor a picture of somebody famous by drawing facial hair on them, like a great big handle bar moustache or maybe some sideburns. It was going to be called Midweek Moustache, but I reasoned that after a while pictures of women with badly drawn goatees might wear a [...]
by Dave on December 14, 2009
Virtually nothing that happens in my house is private. People are in and out of each others business (oo actually ‘business’ is a bad word given the context but we’ll press on regardless). There are 7 of us living in the house and the activity barely stops. Image: swpave Over the years I’ve become used [...]
by Dave on December 13, 2009
The idea for this one came from a radio show I listen to every week on BBC Radio 2. It’s hosted by an incredibly talented and famous broadcaster by the name of Steve Wright and has been the way millions of people have started their Sundays for years. The show is just brilliant if you [...]
by Dave on December 12, 2009
Selfish people share their music with others whether they want to hear it or not, so on Saturdays I’m going to share with you some of the music that I like – and I don’t care whether you like it or whether you don’t. You’ll simply have to learn to ignore it (which I suspect [...]
by Dave on December 11, 2009
One of the reasons I’m back here with another change of direction and sharing cyberspace with you is that I’ve found a new capacity within myself that’s lain dormant for quite some time. I’ve started to adopt a new way of thinking and it’s working out really well for me. I’ve been building other websites, [...]
by Dave on December 10, 2009
Hi, I’m back (yet again) to try something new (yet again) now that I’m not selfish anymore. You’ll note from the header image that I’m sharing my cyberspace with you! I really wanted to put in an oo-er missus but thought no one would understand the reference. Anyway, here’s why I’m back: When I started [...]
by Dave on September 27, 2009
Here’s the thing, I’ve dipped my toe back into blogging after being absent for a while, and now that I’m back I want to try a new approach. One of the reasons I keep drifting away from blogging is the amount of time that it takes me to write a post and make replies – [...]
by Dave on September 25, 2009
While I was away from mainstream blogging (again) I built a few sites intended to give me a better potential for creating some online income. I suppose you could call it Internet Marketing if you wanted to, or you could just call it Niche Blogging. I’m not talking about becoming some sort of sleazebag Internet [...]
by Dave on September 19, 2009
This is another test post. I’ve been testing over on Teach My Children because I’m having problems getting the page titles to show up in Google searches. I’ve entered some unique post titles in order to have no competition when I go to search for the term. In theory my post should show up first [...]
by Dave on September 4, 2009
So my big news is I’ve started Teach My Children up again! Woo Hoo! I’ve changed the look ever so slightly and been very blatant that I intend to use it to experiment [...]
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