Health & Fitness

I mentioned on Twitter that I’d been to the doc because I’ve got a dodgy knee. If you kneed ( <— see what I did there?) to know what’s wrong with my knee… it started clicking and locking up. It’s quite funny if you’re not me. and if you are me, which I am, then it’s a right royal pain in the… er… knee! Obviously.

Anyway after Debs (no longer on twitter) asked me what caused the dodgyness, and I replied judo, rugby, running and old age (which was Debs’ original suggestion to me. Tsk!) I asked her whether she had any dodgy body parts (which out of context sounds a bit stalkerish).

So after comparing ailments I thought it might be fun to give you a full list and then ask you for your list.

I did think of turning this into a meme, but I don’t like being hated, so if you want to memefy it, please go ahead.

OK. Here goes…

• short sighted
• starting to get near sighted
• dodgy knee
• dodgy left shoulder
• slight hearing loss in left ear
• stiff back
• a verruca
• never ending sore throat
• hammer toes
• too many filled molars
• I chipped a bone in my thumb when I punched someone
• cat allergy (not all cats)

I think that’s it. There might be more. When you live with these things you tend to forget about them.

So what’s wrong with you?

Dave

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