Recently I mentioned that I was aiming to post on a daily basis. I still intend to do that but following the Christmas and New Year lull I decided to progress my plans for this site whilst also working on another.
I’ve tried my hand at a new site design too for Selfish Blogger. I’m not sure about it yet but I was fed up with the dark look of my previous effort. I’m not fully happy with it but it’ll do for now.
What I really wanted to mention is I’m about to open up the site to guest posts from a project I’m involved in. To those of you who come here to read my personal blog you may wonder what the hell is going on when you see posts about Gusset Warmers, Table Leg Replacements and False Eyes – Fear not, the blog, my blog, is still in full operation and I’ve tried to set up the site so you can quickly access the blog and cut out the Gusset Warmers (unless you want to read about them?).
Over in the sidebar you’ll see this button:
Hit it and it’ll show you only the blog posts.
Thank you to those of you who’ve welcomed me back to blogging and kept me company here.
To acknowledge your support I’ve posted some links to your sites in the next paragraph. I got the idea from a new site called Creative Copy Challenge. It’s very new and already doing very well.
It snowed! Heavily. Something it rarely did in the south of the country. I was standing in my kitchen staring out of the window at the heaviest snowfall I’d seen in years. I’d just put a cake into the oven and was lost in thoughts about Inner Productivity. Unfortunately I’d forgotten that the oven was faulty but was abruptly reminded when the contents of the Exploding Oven were splattered across my bare and well muscled torso. The shock meant that my bladder Just Busted. I was standing in Rivers Of Urine and Covered in Chocolate cake mix. The complete Wackiness of the situation was brought home to me as I decided to abandon Naked Baking Day forever.
And that is why you won’t see me taking part in Creative copy Challenge 3!
See you soon.
Dave
Selfish Blogger
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Oh very smart. I clicked through every link to find out where they led. Actually the only one I cared about was ‘rivers or urine’ and I laughed loud and heartily when I realised it was for Blogger Dad!
Who else would it be? Hehehe.
Oh and you look very …. orange. A bit like Dale Winton
Dale Winton my arse.
Snort… rivers of urine = awesome.
That guy writes pure filth.
Pure filth, that’s the entire reason you subscribe to my feed. Not to mention the constant emails to please write more about urine.
Oh yeah, I also dig the design. Nice, clean and orangey! Just like Tara.
Tara, orange? No, Tara is green. Green with envy that I can write American.
Some People would pay a lot of money for me to cover them in Chocolate cake mix and urine…
Like Politicians and Judges?
I never ask them who they are. I just ask for the cash…
LOL. What a great comeback!
I LOVE the new look! It’s so… orange! I’m glad you’re sticking with it. It brings a certain kind of comfort knowing that you’re still over here being your crazy self, don’t ask me why.
Orange!? How dare you!? It’s “tangerine dream”. Tsk.
I find that a redesign guarantees I’ll stick around for at least two weeks. Maybe longer.
I’m glad to see that you’re back too
I was mightily confused. Mightily mightily. I thought I’d stumbled onto some new and scary form of fanfic.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Thank you for the shout out….your Inner Productivity was certainly on your mind..
Chocolate cake…hmmm
well muscles torso….I’m game!
already been to the filthy funny blog…off to read more!
My pleasure. I had some good fun putting that together.