The title, “Santa Leaves An Unwelcome Gift”, was very nearly:
Santa deliberately misunderstood his wife when she asked him to put another log on the fire.
I may have a few more alternative titles as the day progresses, and if I do I’ll leave them in the comments.
I thought I’d keep it festive this week so for those of you hoping to see a picture of a woman with a moustache (as promised last week), I can only apologise.
Santa Leaves An Unwelcome Gift
If any of you get an unwelcome Christmas gift, I hope it’s nothing like this one!
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Balancing on the roof like that could be bad for his elf.
WaaaaaaaHaaaaahahahahahaha
Heh, you know what my Christmas gift this year was? A chimney relining so we wouldn’t all die of carbon monoxide poisoning.
Santa Claus hadn’t better ruin it with his big ol’ butt.
Tracy, you lucky lucky woman!
I have to say that dying of carbon monoxide poisoning is vastly overrated.
And as long as you’ve all been nice I don’t think you have anything to worry about. The only crack you’ll see on Christmas morning is the crack of dawn!