Virtually nothing that happens in my house is private. People are in and out of each others business (oo actually ‘business’ is a bad word given the context but we’ll press on regardless). There are 7 of us living in the house and the activity barely stops.
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Over the years I’ve become used to going to the loo with the door open so that I can listen to the children trying kill each other downstairs and remain confident that I could hear them well enough to intervene if ever they started to actually kill each other.
So no one really thinks anything of seeing another family member sitting on the throne with the door open.
A few days ago my eldest boy (8) was sitting upon the Armitage Shanks as his Grandma walked by to put laundry away. As she did so he asked her to get him a newspaper. She questioned him as to why and he said it’s because real men read the newspaper on the toilet. Grandma asked him whether that was something he’d seen on TV and he replied, “No, but daddy does it all the time, and I want to be like daddy”.
What a good lad. Clearly I’m an excellent role model.
Selfish Blogger
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And of course if a paper isn’t available a shampoo bottle will do…
Pippa, I have to admit that I’ve even read the printed numbers on the inside of toilet rolls!
Funnily enough, I’ve Tweeted this and it’s been commente on by a lot of men . . .
My daughter tried to wee like her dad when she was potty training, does that count too?
Tweeting on the toilet is another story. I’ll bet lots of people do that. And not all of them men! Eh, TC?
Daddies obviously have more influence over our little ones (by which I mean children) than maybe we realise?
Well, Selfish (it’s you really, Dave, isn’t it? Why have you been hiding for so long?) I used to read the ‘paper on the loo, of course I did. But since I signed up for Twitter and got an iPod, well… as you say, that’s another story.
Hi Tim, it really is me! I’ll have to find a way to prove it.
I’ve been around in the background but I think I had a mid-blog crisis – which isn’t quite over yet.
One of the things that drove me away from Twitter was the toilet tweets. I felt grubby knowing that people were tweeting me with unclean hands! Like when people talk to me on the phone with unbrushed teeth!
Dave (See, it really is me)
Dave,
Very funny…but I know the open door policy with having shared life with a hyperactive child of destructive speed abilities…now with grown children and the girls bringing boyfriends home I have to remember to shut the door..
I read in the bath….and try just to BE when using the facilities…as sometimes that is the only moment of peace in my day…
Very funny and I am so happy to see your post popping up on my reader…
Say did you download your free e-cookbook yet! It is fabulous stuff even for kids…and international…and we just earned $1k for UNICEF…
I think that is more in #s?
Nice to see you here…
Patricia, I much prefer showers – which don’t lend themselves well to reading. Thinking about it though… I get to shower pretty much undisturbed!
Good job raising money for UNICEF!!
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