Hot Movie Actresses

Both Tara Sticky Fingers Cain and David Lizard Boy Wright tagged me with the same meme, which to me is proof that they are indeed one in the same person. After all, why would they go to such great lengths to convince me otherwise by tagging me twice? I don’t buy it. Come on Tara/Dave, is there something you’d like to get off your chest?

I’m taking a slightly different approach to this meme. I’m going to answer it a bit at a time, not because I’m short of time, but because I use my time badly. If I tried hard enough I’m sure I could do this in one sitting but I’m just too lazy and selfish.

Question 1

Who is the hottest movie star?

Such a difficult question to answer because I’ve never bothered to rank one movie star above another. I don’t keep top ten lists in my head. My favourites things in life tend to change from one month to the next, which is coincidentally how often Blogger Dad changes his underwear (or so I’m led to believe).

I struggled so badly to bring a name to mind, that I had to Google a list of names. Even then I found it difficult to pick one, as – and I’m serious about this – most movie actresses just don’t do it for me. They’re far too thin and whilst they often have nice faces, they’re not what I’d call beautiful.

Oooooo, hark at me all picky now!

Anyway I perused the list of uggos and came up with a short list of four women I would describe as hot, albeit that one of them is dead.

Wynona Ryder (it’s a shame she’s a thief)
Salma Hayek (has nice eyes)
Scarlett Johansson (has nice eyes)
Grace Kelly (totally beautiful but not at all my era (and dead))

And the winner is Salma Hayek. Yay.

Question 2

Apart from your house and your car, what’s the most expensive item you’ve ever bought?

This is an easy one. A diamond engagement ring of course!

But strictly speaking I didn’t buy that for myself so I get to go again. Oh, wait a minute! Now that I’m running through the list of expensive things I’ve bought I notice that each and every item has been bought as a gift for someone else!!

The most expensive thing I’ve ever ought for myself is the Dinner Jacket I bought for the evening I proposed to my wife.

What the hell is wrong with me? I think I need the services of Ask Blogger Dad.

Stay tuned… More answers coming soon!